Month: March 2019

Barr summary of Mueller report

Barr Pastes Together Ransom Note Summary of Mueller Report

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Days after the much anticipated completion of the Mueller report, newly appointed Attorney General¬† Bill Barr has released a summary of the investigation’s conclusions in the form of a hastily compiled one-page note. Representatives for the Justice Department have assured the public that every letter on the note was cut directly from […]

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Mimes invisible wall

Murderous Horde of Migrant Mimes Thwarted by Invisible Border Wall

EL PASO, TX — As the fight for Trump’s concrete US border wall intensifies, the current invisible wall has continued to quietly repel dozens of criminal pantomines attempting to illegally enter the country. Customs and border surveillance cameras have captured numerous bands of the silent invaders, dressed in striped black and white tights, met by […]

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