Boring Tax Plan Distracts Trump from War with NFL

President Trump Grapples with Confusing Tax Stuff

The possibility of a tangible achievement has bewildered President Trump, as he continues to tweet insults of NFL players and owners. While Republican leaders have been trying to push through a massive tax overhaul, Trump’s “Do Not Disturb” sign remains hung on the door of the Oval Office. Inside, staffers say Trump is pensively pacing the floor, blackberry in hand, trying to come up with his next witty comeback.

Meanwhile, Republican leader, including Vice President Pence, have been campaigning for the promotion of the tax plan.  Trump has repeatedly yelled through the door, “Let Congress deal with the details!” as he furiously thumbs away at his keypad.

Although much of the plan details are being left to Congress, Trump signed off on certain key issues like tax breaks for millionaires, people over 70 who live in the White House, and athletes who stand for the national anthem.