Category: Politics

First Trump International Correctional Facility Opens in Long Island

In anticipation of a long list of federal indictments filed against the president and his associates, Trump Entertainment Resorts(TER) has opened its first private prison in central Long Island. Although not formally approved by the president himself, TER head Robert Griffin purchased the facility in an effort to expand the reach of the Trump brand. […]

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Obama’s Wikipedia Entry Mysteriously Deleted by “Trump45wins”

Last night, several internet sleuths discovered the Wikipedia entry of former President Barack Obama had mysteriously vanished from the online encyclopedia’s archive. At 5:35am, a user named “Trump45wins” logged into the community edited database and erased all information about the former president. This comes just days after Obama’s presidential portrait was defaced in the West […]

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CORKED!

On Sunday morning, President Trump escalated his feud with Senator Bob Corker (R-TN) in a tweet flurry from his Virginia golf course. Since taking office, this marks his his 66th day (25% of all days) at a golf course while the world descends into chaos. Corker has been a very vocal critic of Trump and told […]

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Trump Admits Not Knowing What ‘Calm’ or ‘Storm’ Mean

At a recent White House meeting between US military leaders and their spouses, President Trump sparked widespread speculation when he said, “The calm before the storm,” before a group photo was taken. Political leaders and press outlets scrambled to decode the meaning behind the ominous phrase as Trump failed to elaborate. He instead seemed confused […]

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Tillerson: “I Never Didn’t Call the President a ‘Moron'”

After it was reported that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson called President Trump a ‘moron’, the embattled former Exxon CEO released a firm statement not denying the report. Earlier today, NBC News released a story claiming the relationship between Tillerson and Trump has grown so tense that Vice President Mike Pence had to step in and convince […]

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