Jared Kushner Finally Reveals Himself to be a Woman

After months of speculation, son-in-law of president Trump Jared Kushner, has finally been outed as a woman. It was recently revealed from her New York voter registration, that for the past 8 years, Kushner has identified herself as a woman.

Always the quiet, delicate, demure woman behind the president, Kushner barely spoke publicly for the first few months of the presidency, despite her critical role as the president’s on again off again number one advisor.

Voter checks have found Ivanka to be a woman, so the question arises, where did Arabella, Joseph and Theodore come from?  Some to believe them to the product of a surrogate or the president himself.

In the meantime, Kushner has risen to one of the most powerful positions in Washington and has become an inspiration for young women throughout the country

“I think she shows us that any girl can grow up to one day stand behind the president,” fawned 12-year-old Katie from Chevy Chase.